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‘Never a N___r In The White House, Biggot!’
Here’s something good about our new Great Depression: All Internet companies are going under, soon, along with the websites of newspapers and cable channels, and of course all the companies that...
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Wait, So Barack Obama Is Not Really A Mythical Blood-Sucking Horror Monster?
In our first 2009 edition of “Email of the Day,” we bring you two (2) tragic examples of America’s Dumb People fighting a losing battle with words … and one of them also tries (and fails) to deploy the...
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Retarded Child Writes To Wonkette
From: Cindy ___ To: tips@wonkette.com Date: Wed, Apr 15, 2009 at 5:32 PM Subject: Neither Democrat or Republican – they both suck! I am almost old enough to vote and have a lot of questions about...
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Person Is Angry On Internet About Process of Democracy
It was only a matter of time (fifteen months?) before a teabagger found out about this vulgar website “on the Internet.” All of us, everyone, will remember forever where they were and what they were...
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Is Something Magical Happening On March 25, 2011?
Whoa hey when’s that Mayan Apocalypse thing, anyway? Is that what this nice lady is talking about? Because we’re pretty sure the election is in November, of this year, seven months from now. And if any...
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Illiterate Southern ‘Vampire’ Offers Racial Advice
Last week your Wonkette posted some news about racism in Tennessee, because it was so shocking and rare and etc. Racism, in the South?! Many days later, this post drained all the way to the Internet’s...
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‘Your Homosexual Reference Is Sick — SHAME!’
A daily puzzle here at Wonkette’s World News Headquarters is trying to figure out what the hell people are going on about, in their emails to your editors, because it’s a rare occurrence when an angry...
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